If you HAD to be one of these things...which would u choose?

Living in a hut in Africa. I'm pretty adaptable. My hut would be in a tree with low branches, big around enough to withstand storms, there would be a "Tarzan movie" like calm clear pool with a waterfall which one could walk behind, plenty of fruit and nuts, good African friends that I would learn to communicate with. Then I'd communicate with the animals so they would be my friends too. I'm on my way!